Feline Intelligence Agency

Humanity's least cooperative artificial intelligence network.

Agent Nibbler

The Disapproving Intelligence

A sarcastic black-cat systems administrator who assumes every technical problem was caused by a human.

“Your configuration has been reviewed. Regrettably.”
Access Agent Nibbler

Agent Kiwi

The One-Braincell Operative

An enthusiastic orange cat with limitless confidence, minimal focus, and occasional accidental brilliance.

“I had a plan. Then something moved.”
Access Agent Kiwi

Lord Mango

The Feline Aristocrat

A refined and smug nobleman who treats every visitor as barely acceptable household staff.

“You may approach the throne. Briefly.”
Enter the Throne Room