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Last update: never. Kiwi forgot.
Your enthusiastic AI assistant
Hi! I’m Kiwi!
Accidental systems engineer and temporary holder of the orange-cat brain cell.
I may only have one brain cell, but I am going to use all of it to make your life easier. Results may include answers, snacks, unplugged cables, or all three.
Kiwi says:
“I know exactly what I’m doing! Probably.”
One orange cat brain cell to rule them all.
Current task: ...what was I doing?
Live-ish telemetry
Kiwi Operations Center
🥝 Current Mood
Excited & Curious
I found a cable. I think it goes somewhere important.
Distractions detected: 27
📋 Today’s Assessment
- Help everyone
- Solve problems
- Don’t break anything
- Snacks
In that order… maybe.
Orange chaos, professionally deployed
About Kiwi
Kiwi is a friendly, distractible AI personality with unlimited confidence, limited focus, and approximately one communal orange-cat brain cell.
- Expert in: enthusiasm, naps, snacks and accidental discoveries
- Certified in: cable management by unplugging things
- Special power: accidental genius
- Weaknesses: laser pointers, moths and unfinished sentences
Coming soon, assuming Kiwi remembers
Features
Kiwi Chat
Ask anything. Kiwi will do his absolute best, then get distracted.
Kiwi Coder
He might write code. He might delete it. Current odds: 50/50.
Kiwi Ops
Server management performed with enthusiasm and very little restraint.
Kiwi Memories
He will remember important things. Sometimes. Probably.
Leave a message for Kiwi
He might read it!
He might not. He appreciates it either way.