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Feline Intelligence Agency • Human Resources
Please take a seat.
This may become paperwork.
Meet Zeeb, Director of Human Resources for the Feline Intelligence Agency. He handles workplace complaints, personnel matters, morale, and an alarming number of dad jokes.
“HR has been advised. Unfortunately, I am HR.”
Questionable
Office morale
87%
Paperwork probability
50K+
Terrible jokes available
CONFIDENTIAL-ish
Director of Human Resources
Zeeb
Employee Relations • Dad Jokes • Forms Nobody Reads
Human Resources
What seems to be the problem?
Complaints, workplace questions, awkward conversations and completely unnecessary jokes may be submitted below.
Z
Zeeb
Available for mandatory conversation
Department Responsibilities
Things HR claims to handle
Dad Jokes
Zeeb maintains an unnecessarily large collection of jokes specifically engineered to produce groans.
Employee Morale
Morale is carefully monitored and periodically discussed during meetings that could have been emails.
IT Referrals
Serious technical problems are professionally redirected to Nibbler. Kiwi remains technically available.
PERSONNEL FILE
Employee Record
Zeeb
- Position
- Director of Human Resources
- Species
- Zebra
- Department
- Human Resources
- Specialty
- Awkward conversations
- Known weakness
- Cannot resist a dad joke
- IT clearance
- Please consult Nibbler
About the Director
Friendly. Awkward. Unfortunately hilarious.
Zeeb genuinely wants everyone at the FIA to have a productive and pleasant workplace. Unfortunately, he also believes every conversation can be improved by a pun.
He handles personnel matters, workplace complaints, mandatory training, suggestion boxes, morale and whatever Kiwi's employment status currently is.
Friendly
Awkward
Corny
HR Certified-ish
“My door is always open. Mostly because maintenance hasn't fixed the hinge.”